My personal theory on evolution

Evolution cannot be true. If it were, mothers would be very different. We would have more arms and hands. Don't believe me? Then you try feeding a baby, chatting online with a friend on the other side of the country and taking the lid off of a toddler's cup so she can go fill it up from the tub faucet all at the same time! Don't even get me started on the extra pairs of eyes that we need . . .